Reality is a Prison Hoodie
Some cages don’t have bars.
Some prisons look like real life.
The “Reality Is a Prison” tee features a horned, winged figure bound in shadow, framed by the words that say the quiet part out loud. This design is for anyone who’s ever felt trapped inside expectations, systems, timelines, or versions of themselves they never asked to become.
It’s dark, surreal, and a little unholy.
Equal parts rebellion and confession.
Soft black tee with high-contrast artwork that feels like a dream you don’t fully trust.
Wear it when you’re questioning everything.
Or when you already know the answer and don’t care anymore.
For the ones who don’t belong quietly.
More details
- 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
- Midweight fabric (8.0 oz)
- Regular fit
- Unisex sizing
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: raisemerryhell
- Email: contact@support.raisemerryhell.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- This product is made for adults. Meets the formaldehyde, flammability, lead, cadmium and phthalates level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Reality is a Prison Hoodie Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width | Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|
|
S
|
27
|
20
|
33 1/2
|
|
M
|
28
|
22
|
34 1/2
|
|
L
|
29
|
24
|
35 1/2
|
|
XL
|
30
|
26
|
36 1/2
|
|
2XL
|
31
|
28
|
37 1/2
|
|
3XL
|
32
|
30
|
38 1/2
|
|
4XL
|
33
|
32
|
39 1/2
|
|
5XL
|
34
|
34
|
40 1/2
|